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The 21 Best Phil Hellmuth Quotes

Below are the best quotes from the loud mouth of the one and only Phil Hellmuth. No matter what you think of him, Hellmuth will go down as one of the greatest (and most obnoxious) players to ever play the game. The words that have come out of his mouth will not be a surprise to anyone who knows anything about poker.

Here are 21 of the best words to come out of Phil Hellmuth’s mouth:

“Honey, I was supposed to go broke on that hand. But they forgot one thing: I can dodge bullets baby!”

“It’s just so sick.”

“God, do I ever catch a break?”

“Learn how to fold a hand.”

“Poker is 100% skill and 50% luck.”

“If there weren’t luck involved, I would win every time.”

“Of course I played the hand like a fucking genius. That’s what I do.”

“There’s the rest of the world, then there’s me.”

“This fricking donkey stuffs $15,000 in with king-jack. I mean, the guy can’t even spell poker.”

“I’m like the Matrix, I can dodge knives. Jujitsu.”

“It’s like I can look into their souls.”

“I am the Jack Nicklaus of poker, the Tiger Woods of poker, the Mozart of poker.”

“When I watch myself on TV, I am a bit compelling…”

“Let me complain, it’s good for television.”

“Did you see what this idiot just did?”

“Beautiful game, boys.”

“Nice hand buddy.”

“You won’t last 10 minutes tomorrow.”

“There is about three people in the world that could dodge that hand.”

“What, he thinks K 8 is gonna be good? I’ve been playing super tight. That’s why I’m the best hold’em player in the world by far.”

“We’ll see if you’re even around in five years.”


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